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December 2007

I confess that upon reading

the jacket copy for After School Nightmare (5 stars), I wasn’t terribly interested in it. But then I read rave review after rave review, at least one of them stating that it had the best first volume of almost any manga the reviewer had read. Thus intrigued, I picked it up in the bookstore one day, and was hopelessly hooked.

The story is utterly original and disturbing, the mystery fascinating, and artist Setona Mizushiro is good enough to give the sublime Fuyumi Soryo a run for her money; high praise indeed. If you’re willing to try something different from the usual shoujo fare, you shouldn’t miss this one. Very highly recommended.

I read mostly shoujo manga, with a few

notable exceptions, one being the shounen title GTO, and another being this one, Tramps Like Us (4 stars), a josei manga, or one that is marketed to women in their 20s. Josei manga typically focuses on young women in the workplace and the hardships of their everyday lives. A bit of trivia: Tramps Like Us is the inexplicable translation of the Japanese title, Kimi ha Petto, literally “you are a pet,” and the manga was so popular in Japan that it was turned into a TV drama a few years ago. The premise is a bit bizarre, focusing on the coldly perfect Sumire Iwaya and her stressful life as an international newspaper reporter, specifically after she meets a charming younger man who reminds her of a childhood pet, and whom she moves into her apartment as one. A human pet, that is. Weird, but entertaining and, as I said, supremely popular in Japan when it was released. Very good art and a keen sense of the ridiculous set this manga apart from others in the field. Highly recommended.

Intriguing new shoujo titles

In my ongoing quest to find interesting new manga, I’ve started a bunch of new series lately. While it’s a bit early yet to assign ratings to them, some of them are definitely ones to watch:

  • S.A, short for Special A—over-the-top comedy. Not as funny or well-done as Ouran or Love*Com, this simple-minded bit of fluff is nevertheless solidly entertaining. The storyboarding and comedic delivery could use a bit of work, though.
  • Sand Chronicles. Dramatic coming-of-age story that already looks like something special. With very skillful art and storyboarding, this manga is nostalgic, bittersweet and gently humorous in the way of Honey & Clover. Highly recommended.
  • High School Debut. Straight-up shoujo, this manga doesn’t seem to break any new thematic ground, but I found it immediately likeable: the characters are well fleshed-out, and I have to admit I’m a big fan of the art. Cute and light-hearted, but not nauseatingly saccharine.
  • Heaven!!. Another over-the-top comedy by Shizuru Seino of Girl Got Game fame. The storyboarding is not quite perfect, but the art is very good and the ridiculous premise promises lots of laughs. Heh.
  • Love Attack, also by Shizuru Seino. I believe this is her latest release, and it shows. Both the art and storyboarding look a bit more polished than her previous titles, and while the plot is not super-original—but what is, really?—the manga is well executed and has a lot of heart. Very good so far.
  • I Hate You More Than Anyone. Meh. Not a huge fan of the art, and the storyboarding needs some serious work. I’d pass on this one.

Funny Funny Funny

Ouran High School Host Club (5 stars). Brilliantly funny, unabashedly ridiculous, but still poignantly human. Well, as much as the travails of the obscenely rich can be poignantly human. With effortlessly skillful storyboarding and art, this is probably the funniest manga I’ve ever read, though Love*Com is a close second. Also check out the wonderful anime adaptation, likewise 5 stars.

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Lovely Complex, or Love*Com, for short (5 stars). Plot-wise, it’s traditional shoujo, but where it really shines is in its humor. Now, I actually got interested in the manga because it was adapted into, IMO, the best anime of last season (also 5 stars). Artist Aya Nakahara has a pinpoint instinct for comedy, though I must say it loses something in the translation.

Some of the brilliance of its humor owes itself to the fact that it’s set in Osaka, and the dialogue is in the heavy, humorous dialect of that region. Though the manga’s translation is of course very good, that extra dimension gotten from the language is lost.

The Bears are fun to watch again!

It may be late in the season, it may not matter in the playoff picture, but it’s supremely satisfying to see the Bears play like they care again. And how about that Brandon McGowan? Monster game from him today.

Oh, and a fantasy update. I missed 4 full weeks of football due to, first, a trip to India (more on this later), and then an unfortunately timed flight for a business trip, but the final result is that I was eliminated in the first round of the playoffs. By two points. My final record was 10-5, third in the league, and second in points forced. Three of those five losses, by the way, were against the same team, the team which delivered the finishing blow to my season, and which went on to win the championship. The team with Tom Brady at quarterback. All in all, though, I had a great season, and will be doing this again next year. BEARS!

Why the Chase website sucks donkey nads

No, really. It does. It never ceases to amaze me how huge companies like Chase can get away with having such crappy websites. Why is it so crappy? Let me count the ways:

  • This is perhaps the most unforgivable sin: the main site, chase.com, from which you can log in, is not https. Yes, that’s right. The main login page—of a bank website—is not secure. I am not kidding.
  • The site is plain ugly, but we can’t prosecute them for that. Much as we’d like to.
  • This is my biggest gripe: the information layout sucks. I don’t care how pretty your site is—which this one, as we’ve already established, isn’t, so we can’t even give them that much—if it’s not useful, the purpose is entirely defeated. Devastated, even.

    Let’s begin with the page you first see when you log in: the account details page. First, all the information is just kind of floating around free-form, with no lines or rules to separate major sections, which gives the whole a chaotic look and doesn’t clearly guide the reader’s eyes where they need to go.

    Second, the most important information—my current balance, my latest payment, my credit line, my activity since my last statement, and my next payment due date and required amount—are buried among a bunch of other numbers that I have to wade through to find them. I should be able to see them at a glance, not have to search the page every time. By contrast, you can see that these 6 pieces of information are displayed easily and prominently on the AmEx website; anything else is irrelevant and shouldn’t take pride of place on the main page.

    chase account summary

    amex account summary

    Moving on to the account activity page. This, fair warning, is what makes me most foam-at-the-mouth crazy. At the bottom of the transaction list on the account activity page, one would expect to see your current balance, right? The sum of the transactions made since your last statement, less any payments you’ve made, added to your previous balance. Right? Wrong. Chase apparently thinks you’re only interested in the transaction total: your debits minus your payments, without the context of your previous statement’s balance. Because this piece of information is so useful. To add insult to injury, the previous balance is listed underneath, but the two numbers aren’t added together. I am not kidding. The information is right there, but they can’t be bothered to use it to calculate a number that would be, oh, I don’t know, actually useful to the user.

    account activity total.jpg

    I mean, Jesus H. What do I care what my current transaction total is? I want to know how much I owe, total. Knowing my current transaction total is meaningless to me. I guess it might be useful if they just added my debits into one number, and left my payments into another number, and then listed the previous balance, because then at least I’d know how much I’d spent since the last statement. Adding in the payments will, nine times out of ten, result in a negative transaction total, and I can’t begin to describe how useless that is.

    And you’d think Chase would fix this problem if they knew about it, right? Wrong again. Right at the top of the page, buried at the bottom of a long paragraph of text, and bold-faced but in a low-contrast grey (and what’s the point of that, for god’s sake? Why emphasize and de-emphasize at the same time?), is a disclaimer that the totals at the bottom of the do not reflect your current balance.

    account activity disclaimer.jpg

    Pardon my language, but are you fucking kidding me?! These, ah, people (used in place of a much less complimentary term), first disregard all the basic principles of good information design, and then when a deficiency is pointed out to them, are too lazy to actually fix it and instead post a warning that there is misleading information on the page. Can you believe this? I can’t.

    Secondary to that indescribably big problem is that the information in the transaction list itself is very hard to read. The headings aren’t prominent enough, and while zebra-striping on such a large amount of tabular data is de rigeur, it is of course not present here, resulting in an incomprehensible soup of black-on-white-squiggles.

    transaction history.jpg

    Let us turn, finally, to the view previous statements feature, the cherry on this sundae of pain and discomfort. Previous statements are only available in PDF, and no other format. Not, as you would expect, in a nicely formatted HTML table (which has already proven itself to be beyond the capability of the chase.com designers) with an option to print or download as PDF. Oh, no. You get PDF, or nothing. Meaning you have to have a browser plugin to view your previous statements. Now, there is a way to view your last few statements (though not all) in HTML format, but it is intuitively buried in a pulldown on the account activity page. But that is just the garnish on this melange of misery.

    The purpose hasn’t just been defeated; it’s been razed and left a smoking ruin, uninhabitable for centuries to come.

So to the chase.com designers, I say: quit your day job. Please. Or to their bosses: fire these people and hire someone who knows what they’re doing. I would have said “who knows their ass from their elbow” there, but it would have been too snarky. (Like the rest of the post wasn’t snarky enough? —ed.)

Note: Sorry about the watermarks; these images were processed in the Pixelmator demo, which I’m trying out in my ongoing quest to find an affordable alternative to Photoshop on Leopard.