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That’s one way to do it. (hat tip)

In other news, the headline of the day is: “Adobe, You Brought An Advertisement To A Gun Fight.” Ha!

“Moore’s Law is not dead. It’s merely pining for the fjords.”

(The actual article is interesting too, but the headline is what makes it.)

So I just got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, and I thought, as I often do, that I need to do something about this. See, I have a routine when I get up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night:

I’ll shuffle over to my bathroom, which coming from my bedroom is just before the corner I round to get into the kitchen. Then what I’ll do is, standing just outside the bathroom, I’ll lean forward, turn my head away, squinch my eyes shut, then grope for the kitchen light switch to turn it on. Then, still looking away, I’ll back up quickly and go into the bathroom, using the light shrapnel from the kitchen to see by so that I don’t fall into the bathtub and crack my head open, because my bathroom is pitch black.

After I’m done, I do the whole squinch-eyed groping-for-the-light-switch routine in reverse, and all because I don’t want to blind myself. Clearly, I am in need of a night light. Equally clearly, it has to be a blue canary night light. Lite.

But tragically, there is no such thing. And I can’t understand why. Google searches for “blue canary night light,” “blue canary nite lite,” and “blue canary night lite” all turn up song lyrics and forum posts from frustrated souls like me bemoaning the lack of a purchasable blue canary night lite. I mean, wtf? If I can get a leg lamp, why can’t I get a blue canary night lite? God.

Entertainingly, however, every one of the sponsored links on a search for “blue canary” is night-light-related. But this situation still sucks.

IE6 Denial Message for Momentile.com

(via DF)

A reality check of the best kind.

Oh, and speaking of Conan, check this out. Heh.

from laughing so much. First: ta-dah! What amazes me is that they found a guy with a falsetto that could handle that song. Second, there’s this gem, whose vocals are competent though not nearly as good as the first one, but which made me nearly lose control of my bladder. HA.